Maryland Captivity - Beautiful Swimmers

What should I give up for Lent?

1. God
2. Abstinence
3. My mother’s love
4. Driving at night
5. Pillows
6. Nails and screws
7. Car horn
8. Faith in the human race
9. v_w_ls
10. Football
11. Optimism, blind or otherwise
12. Not smoking
13. Pushing my sister’s wheelchair - except down hills
14. Work
15. Pretending that I like Catcher in the Rye
16. Meperidine