Maryland Captivity - Beautiful Swimmers

there’s a train leaving nightly called when all’s said and done

Today, I went to my new dentist mainly on my father’s reccomendation. The highly praised pacifist hygienist, George, cleaned my teeth. I found that he has abandoned pacifism and taken up the helm of the fascist party. I later discover that mmy orthodontist had put braces on me before I was done growing. So tomorrow I get to have a cavity drilled and discuss “Bite Correction.” I fear this is a euphemism for braces. 22, unemployed, lives in parents basement with braces. FML