Maryland Captivity - Beautiful Swimmers

damnit

Today, I realized that I drank too much last night. This became apparent fairly quickly upon waking, when I found myself asleep on the floor wearing 2 tshirts and nothing else. I was even more upset when I realized that I registered for the wrong online course, and as of now am taking an upper division course on the history of texas. The day continued to improve when I realized that I had bought The Parent Trap off of Amazon. Presumably this has something to do with Natasha Richardson’s death, but what the hell am I going to do with the Parent Trap. I can watch it for free on demand anyways.

My grandfather yesterday told me that I should consider the navy. When I demured, citing a bad heart, he called me a wuss. This is the man who didn’t speak to my father for almost a year because my father refused to enlist for vietnam. He then suggested that I clean urine sample cups, since that was the job where he had met my grandmother. I did not press him for details…