Maryland Captivity - Beautiful Swimmers

But he blew Van Owen’s body from here to Johannesberg

I downloaded Stumbleupon last night. This pretty much solves my daily question of “Should I get up and turn my life around?” with a resounding “Nope.” Although, I could also just keep having the conversation that occurred between my father and I last night. In a eloquent and strident critique on racism, he imitated a racist and dropped the N-bomb. Then he did it roughly 45 more times, easily setting the record for the most uses of the N-bomb I’ve ever heard during a 20 minute conversation. Or I could go upstairs and have my daily conversation with Patricia:

Me: Sure is nice outside, right?

Patricia:

Me: Going swimming today?

Patricia: No.

Instead, I will probably make my morning commute to buy cigarettes and keep hitting “Stumble!” all morning.