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walking through the streets of soho in the rain

Dear Gmail Adserver,

Please, please, please stop bombarding me with this advertisement:

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I get it, there are apologies due to people, and probably some confessions I should make. But since I leave Gmail open, often clicking off the ad to something, anything else, this ad always comes back. I feel like it is staining all of my conversations with an unspoken guilt, a shame to which I must confess. It’s a sort of bittersweet regret, infusing itself into casual discussions, formerly places of laughter and joy. I will accept any other ad, just stop with this one. I cannot bear it much longer.Yours with exasperation and angst…